nakakaloka na talaga ang reputasyon ko sa blogosphere. akalain mo, some readers really expected me to have some hot encounters with them kapag nagyaya sila. hello?
like i said before in previous entries, i may be a tease but i had never gone beyond teasing. at least not yet. uyyy, not yet daw! may violent reactions? tseh kayong lahat! hahaha!
anyway, i was chatting last night when i received a message from a reader. the exchange was fine initially until he started asking for details as to where i live, how i look like, what i want to do - that sort of stuff. when i declined his advances, he revealed his bitchy self. at since hindi naman ako busy last night, naisipan kong tapatan siya ng aking lavina arguelles-mode. sumaya tuloy ang gabi ko.
reader: i don't like your blog by the way.
john stanley: well, it was not written for you.
reader: well i guess so. duh.
john stanley: then don't read it.
reader: oh. i don't. did i say i read it?
john stanley: so how could you say you don't like it if you did not read it? crap! why did i even bother to argue with you in the first place? gee, sometimes i really forget my own rule of not stepping down to lower levels.
reader: ooh... classic line. that line is so... 90's. wala na bang bago?
john stanley: well, you're 30 years old. i'm pretty sure you're well aware of that, classic as you are.
reader: and you're 28... with a height of a 14 year old.
john stanley: hindi naman kasing-taba mo! plus, i have a model for a boyfriend. unlike you.
reader: gwapo naman ako.
john stanley: says you and your mom.
oh dabah! parang mga dialogue lang sa cheap na pelikula. i found myself laughing after reading the whole stuff. kaloka talaga. napikon yata ang lola ko, ayun tuloy, naglaho na parang bula.
let me make this statement, guys. polite naman ako, i think. pero kung bitchy ka sa akin, i can be the same to you a hundred-fold. fair's fair, right? kaya kung ayaw mong mapikon, be nice. who knows, i might get naughty. echoz lang!