Friday, June 25, 2010

a wireless experiment

my place has gone wireless.

akalain mo, kung dati-rati ay cheap na pre-paid broadband internet lang ako with my trusty usb modem, ngayon ay wireless na cheap na pre-paid broadband internet na. of course, still with my trusty usb modem na 48 years old na.

gulat kayo no?


well, ang set-up ay i-share ang 3G/3.5G broadband connection sa isang wireless network. so far, wala naman akong nakitang problema even when all my devices are connected - xtube is running in my macbook, planetromeo at irc sa netbook and grindr sa iphone. o dabah, ang laswa lang!

medyo mahirap lang maghanap ng router na capable mag-convert ng 3G/3.5G to wifi pero keri na din kung matyaga ka. and at 50 pesos for 24 hours of broadband connection, pwedeng-pwede na!

well what can i say? medyo cheap talaga ko paminsan-minsan. at ang matitipid sa internet, ibibili ng bonggang-bonggang bag for my macbook. syempre hindi 'yung pangmahirap. echoz!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

baklang post 3

i must warn you now, walang kwenta ang entry na 'to kaya read at your own risk na lang.

nakaka-miss gumawa ng kalokohan kaso lang may ultimatum ako sa asawa ko. kaya hayun, behave na behave ang drama ko ngayon. may pagka-seloso kasi si jason. pero sa totoo lang, hindi naman nakakasakal 'yung pagka-seloso niya, medyo nasa lugar pa naman. that, or i am just all too willing to tread the right path at tuluyan nang magpakatino. ayaw mong maniwala? tseh!

minsan nga, para lang kaming tanga. 'yung selosan moments namin, nahahaluan ng comedy. for instance, 'yung isang status message ko sa facebook. sabi ko dun, " i think i'm in love". aba, violent reaction ang lola ko!

jason: bakit meron kang "i think i'm in love" sa facebook?
john stan: wala 'yun. kalokohan lang namin 'yun ng barkada ko.
jason: baka meron kang iba ha, naku sinasabi ko lang. 'wag na 'wag kong malalaman!
john stan: wala. alam mo namang ikaw lang e.
jason: 'pag nahuli kita, puputulin ko titi mo.
john stan: kapag pinutol mo, itatapon ko na lang at ipapakain sa aso.
jason: aw aw aw!

kaloka lang, dabah?

oo nga pala, super-delayed na ang follow-up entry sa trip namin to the land of strawberries, peanut brittle at wagwagan (a.k.a. ukay-ukay). actually, wala namang gaanong big event na naganap. kasi naman, two days, one night trip lang 'yun. wala kaming ginawang dalawa kundi kumain lang ng kumain na parang lilitsunin lang kinabukasan. forget the diet muna and indulge lang. tapos nag-alay lakad kami sa naguilian para maghanap ng gay bar. echoz!


pagpasensyan ang larawan ng ilan sa mga nilafang namin.


pero ito pa rin ang pinakamasarap sa lahat.

anyway, nagconfirm pala ako sa invitation ni THE MGG sa isang gathering pagdating niya. at dahil mega-behave nga ang john stan, nagpaalam ako sa aking jowa. pinayagan naman ako ng lola ko ngunit, subalit, datapwa't SASAMA daw siya! haller, buking ever!

kaya sa mga makikilala namin 'dun, sorry guys but i won't be introducing myself as john stanley. at sa mga nakakakilala naman sa akin, mga 'teh, first name basis tayo, ha?

Thursday, June 17, 2010

starstruck

pwede ka 'bang ma-starstruck sa isang taong hindi naman star? susko, what a lousy title i have! pasensya na, hindi pa rin kasi ako nakaka-recover sa chance encounter namin ni adonis* kaninang umaga.

ganito kasi 'yun:

tinanghali ng gising ang john stan kaya nagmamadaling gumayak para pumasok sa trabaho. kailangan kasing makaalis ako ng ortigas bago mag-alas-siyete ng umaga nang maiwasan lahat ng traffic sa kalsada. kaya hayun, from the 18th floor ng condo e super glide ako hanggang sa parking area. e ang hirap kayang mag-glide ng naka-high heels, no?

anyway, pagsakay ng kotse e start naman ako ng makina. habang nagpapainit, retouch-retouch ng konti sa salamin. syempre dapat kapag umaga, laging maganda. paalis na ko ng parking ng may biglang humarang na gray pick-up sa harapan ko. aba, mukhang namatayan pa yata ng makina! murphy's law isdatchu? wrong timing ka talaga!

nagbaba ako ng bintana para makita ng kung sino mang driver na 'to na salubong na ang kilay ko. naman, nagmamadali nga kasi e. ba-biyahe pa ko ng isang oras paakyat ng bundok. pero susko, biglang nagliwanag ang mundo ng magbaba rin ng bintana ang mamang driver. kahiya, tumulo yata ang laway ko. grabeeeeeh, ang gwapo!

at hindi pa nakuntento si adonis. napansin kong yumuko sya sandali at umangat naman ang hood ng kanyang pick-up. after that, bumaba na siya ng sasakyan. susko, 'teh, to the highest level na ito! ang adonis ay nakasuot ng bonggang-bonggang white sando at manipis na jogging pants. pumutok na lahat ng pwedeng pumutok, bumukol na lahat ng pwedeng bumukol. kaloka, bortang-borta! tulo-laway to the maximum level!

at ang john stan ay natameme na lang talaga.

adonis: pasensya na pare, nagloloko e.
john stan: uh huh...


umikot siya sa harapan ng pick-up at may kinutingting na kung ano sa makina.

adonis: nagmamadali ka?
john stan: uh huh...
adonis: sorry talaga.
john stan: uh huh...


muli siyang sumakay sa pick-up at binuhay ang sasakyan.

adonis: pasensya na ulet.
john stan: uh huh...


susko, talagang speechless ang drama ko. nawala ang lahat ng diskarte sa katawan. kasi naman, aga-aga pa, hindi ako ready.

on my way to work, napapailing na lang ako at natatawa. kaloka, hindi ko man lang nakuha ang pangalan ni adonis. buti na lang, natandaan ko 'yung plate number ng pick-up niya.

hay naku, i swear, we'll be meeting again soon.



*adonis - a man of incomparable beauty in greek mythology

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

good times | check

i was obviously boy-watching while walking uphill along session road on our way to sm baguio. for some reason, the long weekend attracted a deluge of hot hot men in this capital even if summer has already bade goodbye. of course, sino ba naman ako para magreklamo? keri na kahit medyo maulan.

john stan: hmmm, afam, check!

jason: shhh, gf yata yung kasama. i-congratulate natin si ate. may isa na namang pinay ang nai-ahon sa hirap, hehehe!

john stan: uy, ayun, dilf, check!

jason: di naman.

john stan: choosy ka pa e! ayun o, mukhang basketball player. panalo di ba?

jason: ok lang.

john stan: hmpf, arte naman nito. e 'yang sa kanan mo, yummy di ba? teka, mukhang familiar si koya.

jason: gago ka, ex- mo 'yan!

john stan: oo nga. teka, let me just say "hi".

jason: tseh!

john stan: ay sabi ko nga, sa 'yo na lang ako titingin e. susko, ikaw pa lang, achieve na achieve na!

jason: siguraduhin mo lang, ha? lagot ka talaga sa akin.

john stan: ok po. *took out his phone and logged in to grindr secretly*



***

the escape may be a bit short but it was indeed, pure fun. not all clean though, but nothing regretful, i assure you. more stories and photos to follow soon. i just have to get my wit back.

on a different note, i found out that a certain blogger/reader is spreading some not so nice rumors about me. i'm not sure what you're up to. heck, i don't even know who you are, at least at the moment, but i'll soon find out. trust me.

anyway, on such cases, i'd normally take you for granted. susko, hindi kita ikayayaman. but i'm in such a fighting mood today that i'm gonna be leaving you two words - putangina mo!

now, i'm off to get my manners back as well.

Friday, June 11, 2010

it's about time

i thought it was love at first sight.
but i just had to turn my back on you.


and i say "no" to you, too, no matter how exquisite you look.
soon we'll be together but not today.


because i already decided on what i really want.
and there's no point prolonging the inevitable.


i say, "hello, sleepless nights!".



photocredits: apple store

Monday, June 7, 2010

bloopers | the engineer

i swear, he just popped out of nowhere.

it's been months since i last heard from him and it was surprising that he made his presence felt again yesterday. i guess it's partly my fault. one of these days, i should probably phone him and apologize.

the engineer and i belong to the same profession. it's really funny how we met. of all places, it has to be in a convention sponsored by our professional organization. as we share stories, we learned that we took the board examination at the same time. we even attended the same review classes. we have common acquaintances in the field. my company is his company's client.

and we share the same secret.

and so, days after, we decided to meet up once again. we agreed on a later time since both of us are coming from work. after dinner, he invited me to his place "to get more cozy". and yes, we really did but i never expected that i was in for quite a surprise.

when my hand made its way inside his boxers, i felt that it was wet and sticky. i looked at him, my eyes questioning.

engineer: pre-cum. kanina pa 'yan habang kumakain tayo.

john stan: ha? e wala pa tayong ginagawa 'nun e.

engineer: oo nga, inisip ko pa lang kung ano pwede nating gawin, tinigasan na ko e.

john stan: apparently, hindi ka lang tinigasan, nilabasan ka pa.


i laughed hard, really really hard. and i can't force myself to stop. i just had to let it all out.

hayun tuloy, na-offend yata.

suffice to say, nothing more happened that night.

Friday, June 4, 2010

forgetting world peace for a night

nakakaloka na talaga ang reputasyon ko sa blogosphere. akalain mo, some readers really expected me to have some hot encounters with them kapag nagyaya sila. hello?

like i said before in previous entries, i may be a tease but i had never gone beyond teasing. at least not yet. uyyy, not yet daw! may violent reactions? tseh kayong lahat! hahaha!

anyway, i was chatting last night when i received a message from a reader. the exchange was fine initially until he started asking for details as to where i live, how i look like, what i want to do - that sort of stuff. when i declined his advances, he revealed his bitchy self. at since hindi naman ako busy last night, naisipan kong tapatan siya ng aking lavina arguelles-mode. sumaya tuloy ang gabi ko.

reader: i don't like your blog by the way.

john stanley: well, it was not written for you.

reader: well i guess so. duh.

john stanley: then don't read it.

reader: oh. i don't. did i say i read it?

john stanley: so how could you say you don't like it if you did not read it? crap! why did i even bother to argue with you in the first place? gee, sometimes i really forget my own rule of not stepping down to lower levels.

reader: ooh... classic line. that line is so... 90's. wala na bang bago?

john stanley: well, you're 30 years old. i'm pretty sure you're well aware of that, classic as you are.

reader: and you're 28... with a height of a 14 year old.

john stanley: hindi naman kasing-taba mo! plus, i have a model for a boyfriend. unlike you.

reader: gwapo naman ako.

john stanley: says you and your mom.


oh dabah! parang mga dialogue lang sa cheap na pelikula. i found myself laughing after reading the whole stuff. kaloka talaga. napikon yata ang lola ko, ayun tuloy, naglaho na parang bula.

let me make this statement, guys. polite naman ako, i think. pero kung bitchy ka sa akin, i can be the same to you a hundred-fold. fair's fair, right? kaya kung ayaw mong mapikon, be nice. who knows, i might get naughty. echoz lang!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

rainy days and mondays

let's see.


a not so busy day at work,

a nice dinner over grilled food,

an exciting movie date of fun and adventure,

sleeping together; naked bodies in tight embrace,

waking up with a kiss the next morning.


i guess some rainy days and mondays are not so bad after all.