Saturday, April 2, 2011

i started a joke

so yesterday was april fools' day and i decided to pull a prank to all my friends.


just as i expected, most of them thought that zoom-zoom got carnapped. i received several messages on my phone asking me what happened and one colleague even called me up to inform me that he has an uncle working at camp crame who can probably help me on my "problem".

since i'm not known for cracking jokes at the office, they really thought that it's all true.

on a different note, i was at the gym lunchtime yesterday and overheard these two supposedly straight guys talking inside the locker room.

guy 1: buti na lang 'di umiitim 'yung paligid ng eyes ko tulad ng sa 'yo.
guy 2: moisturizer lang ang katapat nito. kesa naman ikaw, naglalabasan na ang mga wrinkles!

mind you, they are both big hunky men, the "bortang-borta" types. oh well, i can never be sure. after all, being gay, like beauty, is skin deep.

suddenly i don't feel unique and special anymore.

6 comments:

  1. Magulat ka pag may humirit na isa,

    "concealer lang ang sagot diyan tol."

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  2. naalala ko tuloy ung narinig ko sa office dati. mga supposedly straight guys...

    Guy1: dry lips ko.
    Guy2: hindi ka kasi nagli-lip balm.

    NKKLK! hehehe

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  3. hi JS.

    Just followed your blog hope u'l follow me too thanks! :)

    natawa ko sa conversation ng mga hunks haha.

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  4. may similar experience ako. may dalawa ding bortang nagbibihis. butch na butch din. tapos biglang sabi nung isa "so ano, obar tayo maya?"

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  5. @joms: korek! hahaha!

    @nimmy: buti nga 'yun ang reply ni guy 2. what if ito ang sinabi niya?

    "gusto mo basain ko ng lips ko?"

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  6. @pluripotent nurse: ang haba ng screen name mo, 'teh, hiningal ako. lol.

    welcome to my blog. :)

    @nishiboy: haha, nakakaloka!

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